Finalising the end of year report and someone renamed the master file to
TRUSTFALL_FINAL_FINAL_REAL_FINAL_v9. I will find you...😂
#MondayMood

Just overheard someone on the train say she's looking for a man in finance, 6'5, blue eyes. Well, I'm 5'9, allergic to
Excel in dark mode, and my eyes are chartreuse after budget season. But I *am* in finance. So...
#maninfinance

If your spreadsheet doesn’t have at least 3 hidden tabs and a “DO_NOT_TOUCH” cell, you’re not doing finance right.

When people say “finance isn’t sexy,” I show them our liquidity risk dashboard.
Then I leave the room.
#HotCharts #AssetFlows

New motto: “If in doubt, pivot table it out.”
CFO wisdom. Free of charge.

Just got locked out of the CapEx portal because I mistyped admin123 three times.
Finance, baby. It’s chaos in a spreadsheet.

Shoutout to our tech team for finally syncing my system login with my email handle.
No more legacy usernames!

Just me: g.trustfall