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The Breach Collective 👾 @breach_collective • 1h

Well... that's @hightechinc down... who's next?! 👀

#gonetoosoon

Amy 💛 @butmakeitcool• 1h

Your colleague just forwarded an email that said "You've won a meat hamper"... from microsofft.support@freebees.biz...
No, they are not ok.

#ffs

Emma Faye 🦄 @emma_faye • 2h

Can't believe Jelly would've been 5 today. 🐾 💛 miss her like mad.

#gonetoosoon

Ctrl+Vish @ctrl_vish • 2h

Today's calls:

☎️ 1 HR director Director gave their password to ‘Steve from Payroll’

☎️ 2 people questioned the call, good work!

☎️ 1 person tried to flirt with the AI voice

We’re… learning things.

#yikes

Viper @viperburns • 2h

Just bypassed three firewalls, two clueless interns, and one really loud alarm.

Systems offline.

I’d say ‘sorry’, but I’m not even sorry-adjacent.

#sorrynotsorry

Dee from Ops 👑 @ops_queen_dee • 4h

“Hey Dee, can we run 12 escape rooms across 4 time zones with 3 days’ notice?”

Me: Sure, just let me fire up the teleporter and bend time.

Spoiler: I did it. Still waiting for someone to nominate me for an OBE.

#amygetonwithit

Nico 🦉 @nico_the_owl • 4h

Just intercepted a WhatsApp from one of DiMarco’s guys.

It read: ‘Don’t trust the owl.’

Which is fair. You definitely shouldn’t.

Sales Mike 👏🏼 @mike_from_sales • 4h

Team: We’re still beta testing that new digital escape room.

Me: Cool cool… I just sold it to three clients, one of whom wants it next week. 😬

#amygetonwithit

Sasha Fierce @sasha_fierce • 4h

Not me working... again!

#hightechinc #bossbabe #newheadshot