Finalising the end of year report and someone renamed the master file to
TRUSTFALL_FINAL_FINAL_REAL_FINAL_v9. I will find you...😂
#MondayMood

Well... that's @hightechinc down... who's next?! 👀👀
#gonetoosoon

Someone in the office just replied-all to a 300-person email chain to say "please remove me from this list."
They are not ok. I am not ok. None of us are ok.
#ffs #cybersecuritystartswithreplyall

Today's IT tickets:
🔴 "My computer is slow" — had 47 Chrome tabs open, one was a livestream
🔴 "I can't log in" — caps lock. It was caps lock.
🟡 "Someone hacked me" — they had set their own wallpaper to a black screen
✅ 1 person actually read the phishing warning email. Hero.
#yikes #sendhelp

Just bypassed three firewalls, two clueless interns, and one really loud alarm.
Systems offline.
I'd say 'sorry', but I'm not even sorry-adjacent.
#sorrynotsorry

WFH perks:
✅ No commute
✅ Own snacks
✅ Can wear slippers

WFH reality:
❌ Third meeting of the day with the camera on
❌ Background looks like a crime scene
❌ Dog has started attending the standups and honestly contributes more than Dave
#hightechinc

Me at 9am: I have a very manageable day planned.
My inbox at 9:04am:
Anyway, I now run six simultaneous incidents across three time zones, have ordered 200 lanyards to the wrong address, and somehow I'm also planning the Christmas party.
OBE or riot.
#amygetonwithit

Somebody in this organisation has "password" as their password.
I'm not going to say who.
But they should maybe think about why I'm looking at them right now.

Team: We're still beta testing that new digital escape room.
Me: Cool cool… I just sold it to three clients, one of whom wants it next week.
#amygetonwithit

Not me working... again!
#hightechinc #bossbabe #newheadshot

Planet Energy is offline. Grid output: zero. Last reset: never gonna happen.

Some systems just weren't built to withstand a determined person with patience and a plan.

Nothing personal, @planetenergy. Actually, it was entirely personal.
#PWNED

Someone in the office nearly clicked a phishing link because it offered 20% off at a major retailer.

We do cyber awareness training every year. Like how hard can it be to spot?!

I'm so tired.
#hightechinc #ffs

Just overheard someone on the train say she's looking for a man in finance, 6'5, blue eyes. Well, I'm 5'9, allergic to
Excel in dark mode, and my eyes are chartreuse after budget season. But I *am* in finance. So...
#maninfinance

Locked out my own test environment three times this morning by mistyping my own password.

The irony is not lost on me.
#digitalhygiene #justobserving #doasIsaynot

If your spreadsheet doesn’t have at least 3 hidden tabs and a “DO_NOT_TOUCH” cell, you’re not doing finance right.

Just spent 45 minutes crafting the perfect all-staff email.

Subject line typo: "Pubic reminder about the fire drill"

I have requested to be redeployed to another planet.
#hightechinc #notmyday

Jelly!!! You were such a good cat. So sad you've gone. @emma_faye :(
#jellyandjelly #jellybeans

I wear many hats.

#lookatallmyhats

People really need to think about what they post publicly.

Floor plans. Access card designs. Staff names. Event photos.

It's all out there. You put it there.
#digitalhygiene #justobserving

When people say “finance isn’t sexy,” I show them our liquidity risk dashboard.
Then I leave the room.
#HotCharts #AssetFlows

Just got locked out of the CapEx portal because I mistyped admin123 three times.
Finance, baby. It’s chaos in a spreadsheet.

Shoutout to our tech team for finally syncing my system login with my email handle.
No more legacy usernames!

Just me: g.trustfall

She would've been 5 today. Still the best password I ever used.
Miss you Jelly 🐾💛
#gonetoosoon #dogsofY